Life Partner Q&A Session

"Hi Zach thanks for meeting up with me tonight."
"It's my pleasure Amber, would you like a drink?"
"Yes that'd be great, they have good cocktails here. I've been thinking about you."
"I've been thinking about you too."
"Do you mind if I ask you some questions?"
"Of course not, ask away."

1. "What odd jobs did you have in college? Anything in the realm of taking care of houses?"

A: "Hmm, that's an interesting question. I did work in construction a few summers coincidentally. Do you have something that needs repairing?"

"No, no just asking, thanks though. That's great you have that experience."
"Yeah, it comes in handy."
"I'm sure."

2. "Do you mind sticking your hands into a toilet?"

A: "Another strange one. No, not at all."

"Okay that's good. I can't, it grosses me out so much."
"I could probably eat a sandwich in the bathroom."

3. "Have you ever shoveled snow?"

A: "Many times, almost everyday in the winter growing up."

"That's great. It can get pretty heavy."
"It's good exercise and I love being out in the fresh air."
"What a great attitude you have about it."

4. "What do you think about cooking? Do you like to do it?"

A: "Very much, I consider myself an amateur chef."

"Really? That's amazing."

5. "Screaming babies. What you think of that?"

A: "Uh, the poor things are probably just hungry?"

"Ding, ding, that is correct."

6. "If you came across a leaking faucet what would you do?"

A: "Grab my tools and fix it?"

"Excellent answer."

7. "Do you like hanging out with your friends a lot?"

A: "Um, no?"

"You don't like hanging out with your friends?"
"I mean, yes?"
"It's okay if you like hanging out with your friends."
"Oh good, for a minute I thought I would never get to see them again."
"I mean, every now and then you could go out..."

8. "Hypothetically speaking, let's say a family of eight were planning to come over for dinner, what do you think your role would be in helping to prepare for that?"

A: "Whatever needs to be done."

"I think I'm falling in love."

9. "Do you think hampers are useful tools for everyday life?"

A: "Of course, otherwise where else would the dirty clothes go?"

"My sentiments exactly."

10. "What time to you typically wake up in the morning?"

A: "It depends, sometimes 11 and I can even sleep until noon on some days."

"Oh uh hmm, ouch."
"I mean 6 or 7?"
"Yeah that's better, okay good."
"Would I get to sleep in sometimes at least?"
"Yeah, until the baby starts crying..."
"Thanks for the drink, let's definitely hang out tomorrow night."
"Count me in."

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