Seriously Silly Cute
"Lellow" - a small person's version of the color of a school bus.
"Baf" - what he gets into to clean his stinky bum.
He and I have been learning to play chess, he beats me most of the time fair and square. I'm catching up and beat him twice in a row, he didn't like that much and moved his pawn three spaces forward. Anyone who plays chess knows, this is not allowed. I reminded him of the rule and he said he "didn't care" and planned to keep the pawn right where it was. I replied that I wasn't going to play with a cheat. He came back with, "You don't want me to eat the candy cane I gave you do you? Do You?" God forbid he eats my candy cane, a major deal in kid world.
"Mama will you play with me? Please." As he's an only child, I'm the token play friend. Hide and seek can be quite fun, especially after a really strong cappuccino after not having one for a week, I could probably run a marathon truth be told, so energy levels are a GO.
Farts, poops, stinky bums, more farts, smelly feet, dead bodies, mummies, skeletons...all those things, all the time, around here. In fact, he made up a song and it goes something like this: "Farts and poops and farts and poopies." If you can imagine those words with a rhythm on them and then repeat the chorus over and over and OVER AND OVER.
Everyday is something new with this sweet child o' mine. Yesterday's naked dance took the cake over everything though. He thinks it's absolutely hillarious to drop his drawers, run around and do a dance. He's not the only one who thought it was funny, all I could do was laugh with him, because that was seriously silly cute. #he'llprobablyhatemewhenhe'solderandreadsthis