Winter Storm Janus Hits Hard

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Reporting live from the trenches of Winter Storm Janus... It's 8 degrees outside, snow is everywhere and people are up in arms. The beautiful, peaceful snow fell all night long creating an abomination, help us! So much pretty, peaceful snow blanketing all the streets and cars. Everyone is frightened. People should quickly get inside of their homes and start fires in their chimneys immediately! Quickly people, before it's too late, brew some hot chocolate with marshmallows on top!

This is a serious problem. We're really feeling for the people of New York right now, they've been hit with major snow storms before but Janus hit hard. The city reacted quickly thank goodness, schools were closed for the children and they were immediately asked to put on their snow suits and have snow fights. The children reacted quickly jumping on their sleds and flying down the mountains of snow! Those poor kids.

Men are seen shoveling snow knee deep -- this a disaster -- they had to get out of their warm beds, go outside and shovel fluffy, white snow! No one needs this kind of exercise, this is a mess. Well, there you have it, Janus is upon us and there is nothing we can do about it. Stay strong New York. is canceled? This kids are staying home?? in, all day???

Fabiola Conrado

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